Publishers Weekly called me Fascinating!

Well, not me exactly, but my book, which is ALMOST the same thing.

They had this to say about ALL DARLING CHILDREN: “Monroe’s fascinating reimagining brings out all the creepy undertones of never wanting to grow up.”

Waltz on over to Amazon and find out what the hell they’re talking about.


Ain’t she GORGEOUS?

ZOMG It’s Release Day!

The wait is over.

I’ve got my champagne and YOU’VE got your copy of Sacrificial Lamb Cake.

Isn't she pretty?

Isn’t she pretty?


You don’t? BUT IT’S ONLY $2.99 today!


*JEDI mid-trick’s your browser to the Amazon 1-Click option*

There. That’s better, isn’t it?

Here. Have a cookie.