ZOMG It’s Release Day!

The wait is over.

I’ve got my champagne and YOU’VE got your copy of Sacrificial Lamb Cake.

Isn't she pretty?

Isn’t she pretty?

Wait.

You don’t? BUT IT’S ONLY $2.99 today!

*glares*

*JEDI mid-trick’s your browser to the Amazon 1-Click option*

There. That’s better, isn’t it?

Here. Have a cookie.